March 2003
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Bat Boy Steals Mini !

So,what gives? I thought all the praise last month on my Mini was enough to convince some people they should own the lovely car.

I was reading my favorite magazine the Weekly World News, and much to my surprise the very famous Bat Boy, has the nerve to steal a Mini, I had to check my driveway to make sure my car was there. OK OK, yes me and BB are friends, we have had a few drinks, but he steals a mini!!!!

Now Bat Boy was last seen fighting Osama Bin Laden, helping America against the evil axis. As this article will show, he is a thief, with no regard for anyone, I have turned my shoulder on the little guy.

Crestfallen but hopeful.

Danny Benair March 2003